"" FutureLint (I have nothing to wear!): The Bitch Dress

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The Bitch Dress

 Headband - TJ Maxx
Dress - thrifted Nine West
Blazer - thrifted from boys section
Pearls - garage sales, thrifted
Bangles - thrifted
Leggings - TJ Maxx
Boots - Rockport

This dress is soooo bitchy looking. So I wore a bitchy bun, headband, and bitchy pearls.

Oh man, not to harp on this, but the following things suck to do when the tip of your right index finger is gone: typing, mouse-clicking, writing, drawing, opening envelopes or boxes, putting on eyeliner, etc. It is also impossible to use the index finger scanning time clock at work, and you will have to go to HR and tell them about your finger and it will be embarrassing. Um, I lost the tip of my finger in a snowbank? I don't know how. Luckily, she was cool about it and said that I haven't been late even once, so it's not a big deal if I don't punch in. Go perpetual punctuality!

26 comments:

Sal said...

Best bitchy look ever. The headband totally makes it!

Lexie said...

I am loving everything about this outfit! Bitchy or not, that dress is killer.

Speaking of odd injuries, I managed to give myself a 3 inch long gash on my leg this morning in the shower. I have a giant wad of gauze over it because it won't stop bleeding, so it looks like I'm hiding something in my trousers. Absurd.

Kristen said...

Great dress!

Lesa said...

That is one great Bitch dress. I also love the pearls. God Job.

Judy C said...

The dress is terrific and I love it with the jacket.

two birds said...

i want a bitch dress! love this look! sorry about your finger (but it does make a good story!)

Lemondrop Marie said...

Love that dress! Go bitchiness, you look fab doing it.

Marie @ Lemondrop ViNtAge
Super cute necklace giveaway!

Rebecca said...

Pearls and headbands definitely look bitchy to me. I think it's because of Blair from Gossip Girl.

Julia said...

That dress is AMAZING. I absolutely love love love it. And your styling is perfect. ahh, coolest dress ever.

caffeinerd said...

This dress is full o' win! Great find. I'm loving the pattern and I'm always drawn to blue/orange.

Allie (Wardrobe Oxygen) said...

Totally love the bitchy look - it's so tounge in cheek it's fab!

Megan Mae said...

That dress is very snazzy. It reminds me of those bitchyrich scarves. I love it.

wardrobeexperience said...

whats so bithcy about this dress? i really love it....

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Rebeccak said...

Hahaha - before I even saw your title I though 'Cordelia Chase' :) Nice one!

Kimberly said...

That dress is amazing!! The design reminds me a lot of the monkey/stripes that Prada has for spring.

Haiku Ambulance said...

Oh, little finger bits....!

At least your handicap is balanced by how thoroughly bitchy everything is. Those catty pearls are really something.

AND- I was laughing so loud about your ideas re: today's necklace. It is just regular old run-of-the-mill plastic. But cereal telephone wire makes much, much, much more sense.

Zoë

Anjali said...

Love everything about this. The colors are perfect together and for you.

myedit said...

You say bitchy, I say awesome...
I snipped into my left infex finger at work this summer (deeply... it sucked) and I had to finish 5 dresses with no feeling in that finger. Fittings are harder when you can't feel what you are doing...

dotty said...

the print on your dress is so so good!

Shey said...

Wow!! I looooove this outfit, everything is perfect, I would definitely wear this, can you please let me borrow it after you wash it? Never mind, I'll probably tear it trying to get in it. You look great! =D

Tiffany said...

Bitchy... Ha! More like bitchin.
Tiffany
http://clothedcommuter.blogspot.com/

Lauren said...

That is one fierce dress! I didn't know Nine West made anything beyond shoes and bags. Plus the fact that you thrifted it makes it even more awesome!

noel vallens said...

love the pattern of that dress mixed with the accessories! so much to love here. -noel

emma basilone said...

love this dress!!! great look =)

http://behindtheleopardglasses.blogspot.com/

Between Laundry Days said...

Girl, you do bitchy like nobody's business. If this dress is bitchy, sign me up!

April said...

so chic, so blair waldorf. love it.


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