"" FutureLint (I have nothing to wear!): I got 500 problems

Friday, February 18, 2011

I got 500 problems

I feel like a Target employee/Oscar Meyer wiener today. I tried this on with yellow shoes, since I'm constantly striving to dress like a hot dog, but I just couldn't do the black tights and yellow shoes thing. Why? I've seen too many slutty Minnie Mouses on Halloween. Really, that is why. They broke my brain and now I can't handle wearing yellow shoes with black tights.
Sweater - thrifted vintage Marella Knits
T-shirt - Target
Skirt - American Apparel ( the flash made some weird pattern on the chiffon - I assure you it's just a solid tan color)
Tights - Target
Shoes - Sam & Libby, inherited from sister

This morning when I was adding this outfit to my flickr, I realized this is my 500th outfit! That is so many! And they are all different! Actually, I wore one exact outfit twice. If you can find it you win... nothing. And it would be a huge waste of time. It was this outfit:
Because I'm pretty sure this is the only way to wear a giant tiger print with a tiger face oversized pajama t-shirt as a dress. Though, I guess I could rock it with tights and boots in the winter. Anyway, thanks to all you lovely readers for coming to visit me and being so nice about my stylistic schizophrenia. Here's to 500 more days of insanity!

P.S. Mr T is taking me out on what he is calling a "romantic super-date" tomorrow and I have to dress up! Goodness gracious, I simultaneously feel like I'm 16 and like I'm going to vomitron. I'll report back, should I survive.

16 comments:

two birds said...

that tiger jammie dress is fabulous! and congrats in the 500 outfits! i love reading your blog and seeing all your outfits!

Rebecca said...

Red and khaki always makes me feel like a target employee, so I tend not to wear that combination even though it looks great.

Work With What You've Got said...

feel free to send me the tiger dress. I promise to wear it a different way. ahahaha.

I love that AA skirt! I have the big tutu but I got it right before 30x30 so I haven't worn it yet. They have been doing great skirts...

CAITLIN said...

hahah you crack me up, as always. i am AWED by that amazing tiger shirt/dress. sounds like things with mr t are going swimmingly ;)

ps i definitely intend to take pics of my tat this weekend and will email you asap--i'm such a procrastinator!

ummmmm ps my word verification is "vommila."

Kayla said...

Constantly trying to dress like a hot dog. You're too funny. Also I don't think you look anything like a hot dog. Love your blog

Ramblings of a Small Town Girl

Allison said...

Your blog always gives me a smile or a chuckle, so thank you for that.
Love that red sweater and you wear animal print like nobody's biz-nass. Can't wait to hear about the super date...

Shey said...

hehe okay you are rocking that pj which I didn't even imagine it was a pj I thought it was a fabulous dress!

Jazzy E (hivennn) said...

LOVE the tiger dress! x hivennn

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Rad in BK said...

I dig the trim on the cardigan. An almost Chanel like look. Also, tiger shirt is way awesome.
Have a great super romantic date with Mr. T!

wardrobeexperience said...

congrats on 500 brilliant outfits.

this preppy look is so beautiful and classy...
... and i love the tiger look too.

www.wardrobexperience.blogspot.com

Ena said...

Congrats on the 500th outfit! I love that red x beige cardigan, it's just so pretty! I hope your romantic date went well!

*Ena*

April said...

totally laughed about the target employee thing - that is one of my greatest fears.

LOVE that there's a tiger FACE on your dress, so freaking cool

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Tiffany said...

I used to wear a lot of red and khaki until target came to my town (forever ago). Now the combo has been tainted. You look great in the outfit though... but can you tell me where to find the Tide? ;o)
Tiffany
http://clothedcommuter.blogspot.com/

jesse.anne.o said...

I fully understand about the Halloween-caused aversion. It gave me flashbacks to an old colleague asking me to help her pick a costume. (Pirate, French Maid, Lady Cop or some adult-style characters.)

I really like the red cardigan outfit and it's probably not humanly possible to keep from loving that tiger print dress.

The Sequin Cat said...

LOVE the tiger dress. Rawr!

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