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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The Bitch Dress

 Headband - TJ Maxx
Dress - thrifted Nine West
Blazer - thrifted from boys section
Pearls - garage sales, thrifted
Bangles - thrifted
Leggings - TJ Maxx
Boots - Rockport

This dress is soooo bitchy looking. So I wore a bitchy bun, headband, and bitchy pearls.

Oh man, not to harp on this, but the following things suck to do when the tip of your right index finger is gone: typing, mouse-clicking, writing, drawing, opening envelopes or boxes, putting on eyeliner, etc. It is also impossible to use the index finger scanning time clock at work, and you will have to go to HR and tell them about your finger and it will be embarrassing. Um, I lost the tip of my finger in a snowbank? I don't know how. Luckily, she was cool about it and said that I haven't been late even once, so it's not a big deal if I don't punch in. Go perpetual punctuality!
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25 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 1, 2011 at 9:05 AM

    Best bitchy look ever. The headband totally makes it!

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  2. LexieMarch 1, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    I am loving everything about this outfit! Bitchy or not, that dress is killer.

    Speaking of odd injuries, I managed to give myself a 3 inch long gash on my leg this morning in the shower. I have a giant wad of gauze over it because it won't stop bleeding, so it looks like I'm hiding something in my trousers. Absurd.

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  3. KristenMarch 1, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    Great dress!

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  4. LesaMarch 1, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    That is one great Bitch dress. I also love the pearls. God Job.

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  5. Judy CMarch 1, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    The dress is terrific and I love it with the jacket.

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  6. two birdsMarch 1, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    i want a bitch dress! love this look! sorry about your finger (but it does make a good story!)

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  7. Marie March 1, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    Love that dress! Go bitchiness, you look fab doing it.

    Marie @ Lemondrop ViNtAge
    Super cute necklace giveaway!

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  8. RebeccaMarch 1, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    Pearls and headbands definitely look bitchy to me. I think it's because of Blair from Gossip Girl.

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  9. JuliaMarch 1, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    That dress is AMAZING. I absolutely love love love it. And your styling is perfect. ahh, coolest dress ever.

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  10. AnonymousMarch 1, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    This dress is full o' win! Great find. I'm loving the pattern and I'm always drawn to blue/orange.

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  11. Alison at Wardrobe OxygenMarch 1, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    Totally love the bitchy look - it's so tounge in cheek it's fab!

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  12. Megan GMarch 1, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    That dress is very snazzy. It reminds me of those bitchyrich scarves. I love it.

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  13. Ms. FalconMarch 1, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    whats so bithcy about this dress? i really love it....

    http://www.wardrobexperience.blogspot.com

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  14. RebeccakMarch 1, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    Hahaha - before I even saw your title I though 'Cordelia Chase' :) Nice one!

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  15. KimberlyMarch 1, 2011 at 6:04 PM

    That dress is amazing!! The design reminds me a lot of the monkey/stripes that Prada has for spring.

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  16. Haiku AmbulanceMarch 1, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    Oh, little finger bits....!

    At least your handicap is balanced by how thoroughly bitchy everything is. Those catty pearls are really something.

    AND- I was laughing so loud about your ideas re: today's necklace. It is just regular old run-of-the-mill plastic. But cereal telephone wire makes much, much, much more sense.

    Zoë

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  17. AnjaliMarch 1, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    Love everything about this. The colors are perfect together and for you.

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  18. myeditMarch 1, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    You say bitchy, I say awesome...
    I snipped into my left infex finger at work this summer (deeply... it sucked) and I had to finish 5 dresses with no feeling in that finger. Fittings are harder when you can't feel what you are doing...

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  19. UnknownMarch 1, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    the print on your dress is so so good!

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  20. SheyMarch 1, 2011 at 9:57 PM

    Wow!! I looooove this outfit, everything is perfect, I would definitely wear this, can you please let me borrow it after you wash it? Never mind, I'll probably tear it trying to get in it. You look great! =D

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  21. TiffanyMarch 2, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    Bitchy... Ha! More like bitchin.
    Tiffany
    http://clothedcommuter.blogspot.com/

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  22. LaurenMarch 2, 2011 at 4:24 AM

    That is one fierce dress! I didn't know Nine West made anything beyond shoes and bags. Plus the fact that you thrifted it makes it even more awesome!

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  23. noel vallensMarch 2, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    love the pattern of that dress mixed with the accessories! so much to love here. -noel

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  24. Emma ZMarch 2, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    love this dress!!! great look =)

    http://behindtheleopardglasses.blogspot.com/

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  25. AprilMarch 3, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    so chic, so blair waldorf. love it.


    ape-z.blogspot.com

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